Monday, April 18, 2005

How to drive a couple of cats crazy

1. Live in the sticks, where no real cat registration laws apply.

2. Be responsible, like get them desexed, feed them right, etc., but acknowledge that a) bells on collars can actually hypnotise birds, not warn them, and b) underpampered cats actually prefer catching mice to natives, and I need mice caught, and c) collars are a PITA for the cats.

3. Move to a city area, where laws are a bit different.

4. Realise suddenly that you'll need to make sure your cats can be determined as "owned" rather than "stray" or you're likely to lose them.

5. Buy collars. Put on cats.

6. Watch the fur fly.

Oh, dear. They hate me right now. Three days later, they still don't like 'em. They're going to LOVE me when I add the tags.

Off to Brissy today. See ya.

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